I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
