Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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