ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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