Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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