Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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