she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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