how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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