Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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