What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So here I am, sexting at work.
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