We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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