Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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