haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I don't think brook has ever known best
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
nutella sex= disaster
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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