Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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