that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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