I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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