I need to stop coming to work sober
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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