yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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