he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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