"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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