HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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