I think I am morally bankrupt
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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