what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
