What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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