I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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