super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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