i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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