i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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