Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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