Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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