you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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