You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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