I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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