Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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