Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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