I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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