This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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