i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
