You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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