PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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