Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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