We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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