ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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