You can't motorboat a personality
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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