ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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