I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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