He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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