Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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