Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
pray to the hookup gods
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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