I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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