He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
there is glitter all over my balls
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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