i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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