i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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