I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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