Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
