I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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