Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm just crazy horny about you
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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