I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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